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Blitz9z9's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 345 (From 72 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,445 Points

400 Years

The patience of a rock Unlocked 6/20/13
5 Points
Game completed
It only took a while Unlocked 6/20/13
10 Points
Complete game in 150 years or less
The traveler between worlds Unlocked 6/20/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/24/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Armor Mayhem

Apprentice Killer Unlocked 1/29/11
5 Points
Kill 30 Soldiers
First Blood Unlocked 1/29/11
5 Points
Kill 1 Soldier
Give it back Unlocked 1/29/11
5 Points
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Gold Digger Unlocked 1/29/11
5 Points
Earn 1000$
Once upon a time Unlocked 1/29/11
5 Points
Complete the first mission
Ouch Unlocked 1/29/11
5 Points
Get killed by the map
Piggy Bank Unlocked 1/29/11
5 Points
Earn 100$
Super Virus Unlocked 1/29/11
5 Points
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Third time is the best Unlocked 1/29/11
5 Points
Score a Triple Kill
All your base are belong to us Unlocked 1/29/11
10 Points
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Keep going Unlocked 1/29/11
10 Points
Complete 50% of the missions
Acupuncture 5 Points Unlock the Dart Gun
Amateur killer 5 Points Kill 100 Soldiers
Death from the sky 5 Points Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Delivery 5 Points Capture 15 flags
Kaboom 5 Points Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Master Blaster 5 Points Unlock the Plasma Gun
Ninja 5 Points Catch a flag in the air
Rocket Rain 5 Points Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Seek and Destroy 5 Points Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
What time is it? 5 Points Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Will you ever learn? 5 Points Get killed by the map 10 times
Expert killer 10 Points Kill 200 Soldiers
Ion Blaster 10 Points Unlock the Ion Cannon
Mad Dough 10 Points Earn 3000$
Suit up! 10 Points Unlock all the armor styles
Weapon Master 10 Points Unlock all the weapons
Complete 25 Points Complete all the missions
Master killer 25 Points Kill 500 Soldiers
Godly killer 50 Points Kill 1000 Soldiers

Medals Earned: 11/30 (65/270 points)

Berzerk Ball 2

One small step for a geek... Unlocked 1/4/13
5 Points
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Total Noob Unlocked 1/4/13
5 Points
Get your team to level 5.
What's the hurry? Unlocked 1/4/13
5 Points
Reach 400 Speed.
Col. Mustard Unlocked 1/4/13
25 Points
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Adrian 5 Points Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Appolo 10 Points Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Major League 10 Points Reach 100,000 Distance.
Regular Noob 10 Points Get your team to level 10.
Turbo Nerd 10 Points Reach 600 Speed.
Drago 25 Points Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Fat and Furious 25 Points Reach 700 Speed.
Hercule Poirot 25 Points One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Homerunesque 25 Points Reach 200,000 Distance.
Lt. Colombo 25 Points Geek ain't no dev'...
Sherlock Holmes 25 Points Girls around the world...
Still a little Noobish 25 Points Get your team to level 15.
Theo Kojak 25 Points Rough way back...
Not a Noob anymore...almost 50 Points Get your team to level 20
Rocky 50 Points Get 15 Challenge Medals
So far, so Geek 50 Points Reach 350,000 Distance.
What just passed by? 50 Points Reach 800 Speed.
Alright, you're good...Damn Cheater! 100 Points Get your team to level 25.
It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's PWNED!!! 100 Points Reach 500,000 Distance.
TCB in a Flash 100 Points Reach 900 Speed.
Tiger whom Rocky has the eye of 100 Points Get 18 Challenge Medals.

Medals Earned: 4/25 (40/885 points)

Besterest Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/5/14
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
A Winner Is You 10 Points Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Feed Me 10 Points Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
I Like Betty 10 Points Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Jackpot 10 Points Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
One Small Step 10 Points Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Souvenir 10 Points Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Troublemaker 10 Points Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Gropey 25 Points Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Inquisitive 25 Points Look at every single thing in the game.
Speedy 50 Points Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
Backtrack Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dead Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wilson!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Zip Trip Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dancing With The Stars Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/265 points)

BurritoBisonRevenge

The way the cookie crumbles Unlocked 3/19/12
5 Points
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Bad boy, bad! Unlocked 3/19/12
10 Points
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Robbing the robbers Unlocked 3/19/12
50 Points
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Terminated 25 Points Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
+99 LCK 50 Points Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
To infinity and beyond! 50 Points Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Power junkie 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
Yes, sir! 100 Points Complete all missions!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 10/6/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher Unlocked 10/6/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Smasher Unlocked 10/7/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Tutorial Smasher 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/285 points)

Culmination

Contrast Unlocked 12/6/11
5 Points
Fiddle with the settings
Juggle Clown Unlocked 12/6/11
5 Points
Get a 10 hit Combo
Juggle Blade Unlocked 12/6/11
10 Points
Get a 20 hit Combo
Pit of Doom Unlocked 12/6/11
10 Points
Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Special Expert Unlocked 12/6/11
10 Points
Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
Orb Hunter Unlocked 12/6/11
25 Points
Collect 100 orbs
Pit of Death Unlocked 12/6/11
25 Points
Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Exhaust LW 5 Points Use all of main Character's attacks
This is too easy 5 Points Complete Normal Mode
exhaust VL 10 Points Use all Vandier's attacks
Slaughter 10 Points Kill all eneimies
This is more like it 10 Points Complete Hard Mode
Destiny 25 Points Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Special Master 25 Points Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Juggle King 50 Points Get a 50 hit Combo
Rebel Scum 50 Points Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Speed Demon 50 Points Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
God of this world 100 Points Collect all Awards
Juggle God 100 Points Get a 60 hit Combo
Undefeated 100 Points Complete Culmination without dying

Medals Earned: 7/20 (90/630 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/12/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Monkey Biz Unlocked 4/9/10
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 4/9/10
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)